Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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