some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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