question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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