If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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