Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
