I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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