Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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