I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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