well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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