Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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You. Win. At. Life.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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