We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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