Don't make out with my wife yet
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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