Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
This gyro tastes like lonliness
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
