her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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