Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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