I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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