...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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