ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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