he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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Mom said you looked used
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips