whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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