woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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