You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
please come you make the beer taste better
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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