You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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