question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
