listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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