What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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