I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just blew my weed a kiss
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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