In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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