YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
