Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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