Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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