In the future we'll all be gay
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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