summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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