Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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