Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
please don't ironically join a cult
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