i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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