so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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