We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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