I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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