If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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