yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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