remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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