I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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