Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
