With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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