true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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