Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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