This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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