So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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