i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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