It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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